Свободная Тема №2

[iamperadko 0]

crash

причем тут я?

 

Stranger: hi

Stranger: b or g?

You: hi, boy, from russia

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[crash 0]

X360Peradko

ты о чем? о-о

[fatal 0]

crash

причем тут я?

 

Stranger: hi

Stranger: b or g?

You: hi, boy, from russia

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

наверное он имел ввиду b(oy) or g(ay).

 

Встретил китайца, который делает аниме.Так он мне впаривал как он это делает, даже показывал картинки.

kawaii ^_^

Изменено 9 июня 2009 пользователем fatal

[Paindealer 230]

Fatal трансляцию ты выложил конечно трындец xDDD я ржу тут пипец

[killer47 0]

Fatal трансляцию ты выложил конечно трындец xDDD я ржу тут пипец

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[Paindealer 230]

http://video.qip.ru/broadcast/view/?id=227...p;from=startqip

[UnSaint 0]

классная штука)

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: i am 59, and u?

Stranger: 29

You: male?

You: or sweety girl?^_^

Stranger: yeah, a hot girl

You: me to ;)

You: u from?

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[killer47 0]

http://video.qip.ru/broadcast/view/?id=227...p;from=startqip

А эту видел. :bad: :bad:

[Bumble-Bee 0]

Stranger: hello

Stranger: :D

You: sup i am moose

Stranger: where are you from?

You: im from forest

Stranger: son of bitch

You: no!

Stranger: Fuck

You: sex

Stranger: sex

Stranger: i like sex

You: i like knife fights

Stranger: do you wanna fight with me?

Stranger: fight

You: yeah

Stranger: come on

Stranger: Fucking man

You: *gobble*

Stranger: Your mother ass hole

Stranger: suck my ass hole

You: i have snakes in my antlers

You: and knife

Stranger: get out

Stranger: Fuck

Stranger: man

Stranger: :D

Stranger: I'm not scare

Stranger: kkk

You: nigga yo

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[HellJumper 0]

Завтра экзамен по филожопии, может нажраться вина? как никак все философы бухали :spiteful:

[Gangsta 0]

You: HiStranger: hiStranger: asl?You: What the fuck&Stranger: age sex languageStranger: your ageStranger: you genderStranger: your locationYou: 15 girl russianStranger: did that make it clear enoughYour conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You: HiStranger: hiStranger: asl?You: 19 girl RussiaStranger: 16.girl,latviaYou: Have you ever had sex with a girl?Your conversational partner has disconnected

[danipan 0]

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: whats up

You: http://video.qip.ru/broadcast/view/?id=227...p;from=startqip

Stranger: what the hack is it

You: Two babies from russia want sex

You: in livestream

You: they have big tities

Stranger: alright

Stranger: i have a big ass

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это к чему было ?0_o

Я бы сказал это к чему, но промолчу...

[Gangsta 0]

You: Hi

 

Stranger: hellooo

 

Stranger: where are you from? :)

 

You: Russia

 

Stranger: o'hai :D i'm from your neighbour

 

Stranger: finland

 

Stranger: :P

 

You: asl?

 

Stranger: 15 f finland

 

Stranger: yours?

 

You: 15 f russian

 

You: have you ever fucked with a girl of your age?its so sweet

 

Stranger: no :(

 

Stranger: i'm sure you're right!

 

You: You would like to?)

 

Stranger: please don't spoil 15-year-old russian girl's reputation

 

Stranger: :(

 

Stranger: but yeah?

 

Stranger: i'm bisexual

 

Stranger: would like it

 

You: f means female?yes?

 

Stranger: yes

 

You: Can i see you photos?

 

Stranger: did you think i'm a boy? :D

 

You: Who knows)

 

Stranger: and no you can't:S

 

Stranger: haa

 

Stranger: bye

 

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ЧИТАТЬ ВСЕМ.ЭТО Я УДАЧНО ПОПАЛ

[UnSaint 0]

это я удачно попал

Раскрыть спойлер

Stranger: horny girl?

You: sone govno!!1

You: mmm,maybe

You: and you?

Stranger: horny boy

You: i am 59, you?

Stranger: 20

You: mmm, my favourite

You: do you want me?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: show me your tits

You: mmm,ok

Stranger: cool

Stranger: do you got a pic?

You: moment

Stranger: sure

мм..слабонервным лучше не открывать

You: http://ot35do50.ru/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ba1.jpg

You: like me?

Stranger: wow

Stranger: nice

Stranger: you're a hot grandma

You: yeah,now your turn

Stranger: but I haven't got a cam

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gangsta 0]

Пиляйть я открыл картинку... :bad:

[UnSaint 0]

гугл суров и беспощаден

[Вася 6]

Пиляйть я открыл картинку... :bad:

Adn me :bad: :bad: :bad:

[Dj Вася 0]

Раскрыть спойлер

You: я еб*л тебя

You: yes

Stranger: russian asshole

Stranger: go fuck yourself

You: no

Stranger: motherfuckin peice of shit

You: im from japan

Stranger: communist cunt

Stranger: no youre not

You: yes

You: konichiwa

Stranger: thats cyrillic asshole

You: i know russian language

You: little bit

Stranger: Swearsaurus: How to insult, swear, cuss, and curse in Russian

 

Russian Language Swearing & English Translation.

Russian Swearing English Translation

Hooy tebe v zhopu! Prick up your ass! (refusal to a person)

Hooy na ny! No fucking way!

Hooy morzhovy Walrus dick (to a person)

Mandavoshka Cunt louse (to a woman)

Gandon Condom (could be used to a person)

Gandon shtopany Darned condom (to a person)

Perdoon stary Old Fart

Pizda staraya Old woman (old cunt)

Pizdobol Fucking liar

Pizdoon Fucking liar

Govnosos Shit Sucker

Hooyesos Dick sucker

Sosat' To suck

Govnodavy Ugly Big Shoes (lit. Shit-smashers)

Pidorka Knitted hat (slang)

Gandonka Knitted hat (slang)

Moodozvon Wacko

Masturbator Masturbator

Pizdet' To bullshit

Yebat' vashu mat' Damn it! (fuck your mother)

Yebat'-Kopat' Damn it! (Fucking-digging!)

Yebany v rot Holly Fuck! (fuck the mouth!)

Zaebis' Holy Fuck! (could be bad or good)

Pizdets Fucked up situation

Po hooy Don't fucking care

Do pizdy Don't fucking care

Yelda Huge dick

Zalupa Dickhead

Tselka Virgin

Kozel Passive gay (jail slang, goat")

Petookh Passive gay (jail slang, "rooster")

Petookh (or Kozel) opooscheny A raped male prison bitch (jail slang)

Minet Blow job

Naveshat' pizdyley To beat shit out someone

Dat' pizdy To beat shit out someone

Pizdy vlomit' To beat shit out someone

Srat' tebe v rot To shit in your mouth

Past' zabej, padla jebanaja Shut the fuck up, you fukin' bitch

Zasranec Asshole

Promudobliadskaja pizdoprojebina Fucking bitch

Nu vse, tebe pizda That's it, you're fuckin' dead

Poshyel k chyertu Go to hell

Potselui mou zhopy Kiss my ass

Zhri govno i zdohni! Eat shit and die!

Yob tvoyu mat Fuck your mother

Durak neshtiasnyI You unlucky idiot

Balvan Thick headed fool

Dubiina Idiot (lit. A piece of wood)

Viyebnutsa Show-off

Peesa Polite penis

Govno Shit

Khui Cock

Pizda Cunt

Zhopa Asshole

Sraka An ass

Mudak An asshole

Ti liubeesh papeenu pees'ku sassat' You love to suck your dad's dick

Passossee mayee yaitsa Suck my balls

Ti Durak You're a moron

Zacroy svoy peesavati rot, sooka Shut your fucking mouth, bitch

Zacroy rot Shut up

Pacheemu ti takoy galuboy Why are you so gay?

Ti deegeneeraat You're a degenerate

Bliad' Whore

Govniuk Shithead

Pidaras Asshole, dickhead

Poshol nahuj Fuck off, fuck you

Pashol na khui Fuck off, fuck you

Eto mnye do huya I don't give a fuck

Na huy...? Why the fuck...?

A huy li? Why the fuck not?

Huy tebye v glaz! A dick in your eye

Yobanaya suka! Fucking Bitch

Otyebis ot menya! Get the fuck away from me

Yobni yivo Beat him!

Yob materi vashi! I fucked all of your mothers

Loh Loser

Pidar Faggot

Pasasee mayu peesku Suck my dick

Tvoy papa galuboy Your dad is gay

Ti galuboy You are gay

Ootebya nyetu peeski You have no dick

Nee da dyeloni Fucked up (lit. undone)

Ya hachu tebya traykhate I want to fuck you

Ya hachu traykhate tvayu mamu I want to fuck your mom

Zasranees Shithead

Kooshay govno sooka Eat shit, bitch

Ootebya nyet yayeesav You have no balls

Cuchka derganaya Crazy bitch

Poydi k chertu Go to hell

Poydi v jopu Go up an ass

Fsyoe zaeebahnuh All fucked-up

Gndon Condom

Prezirvativ Condom

Thomarai gand mai lund hai? Is a dick stuck up your ass?

Eedee tryakhate tvayu mamu Go fuck your mom

Suka / sooka Bitch

Jebat moi lisiy cherep Fuck my bald skull

Chlen tebie v rot Take a dick in your mouth

Otyebis Fuck off

Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu I'll rip your ass and poke out your eyes

Otsosi Suck my dick

Otlez' gnida Fuck off, you flea-child

Zhopoliz Ass licker

Srachishche Huge ass

Zhirniy pidaras Fat faggot

Zhopoyeb Ass fucker

Perestan dedushkin huy sasat Stop sucking grandpa's dick

Idi nahuey Fuck off

Yobaniy peedir Fucking faggot

Zayibiz Stuff your mouth

Yielda(k) Dick

Manda Pussy

Ya tibyi dam po yibalu I fill hit you in your face

Za cyun v shopu Stick it in your ass

Tvaya mat sasala mney Your mom sucked me off

Tvoy bradt peeder Your brother is a faggot

Ahueyet What the fuck!?

Vrot In your mouth

Ti sleepoy, asleyp Impotent

Ya tvoy rot naoborot I fucked your mouth

Otsosi, potom prosi Blow my cock. then make a wish

Idi v jopu Go up an ass

Jri govno i zdohni Eat shit and die

Sukka Slut

Blad Whore

Bliatz Bitch

Opezdol Idiot

Ebanashka Crazy person

Eblan A stupid guy

Dolboyob A stupid guy

Raspizdyai A stupid guy

Mudlan A stupid guy

Huyesos Cock sucker

Ja Pycckij pidaras You are a loser

Alkash You drunk!

Babnik A womanizer

Blin Shit!

Vali otsyuda Fuck off!

Goluboj Gay guy

Devushka po vyzovu A prostitute

Zi detka Hey baby

Dostal/zakolebal You have pissed me off

Dura Fool (female)

Durak Fool (male)

Zadnitza An ass; jerk

Zanuda Boring person

Zatknis Shut up

Ischenzni Get lost

Kakaya zanuda What a bore

Kakogo chyorta What the hell

Kachok Jock strap

Kolot'sya/shiryat'sya Taking injected drugs

Konchaj bazar Stop talking

Loh Sucker

Macho A player

Mne nasrat', chto ty dumaesh' I don't care what you think

Mne do lampochki I don't care

Mne vse ravno I don't care

Mymra Mean woman

Navesele Buzzed

Na ushah Buzzed

Ne beri v goluvu Chill out

Ogrysat'sya Rude remark

Ostyn' Chill out

Otvali Piss off

Pedik Gay guy

Perdet' Fart

Pit' zapoem A chronic drunk

Pojlo Liquor

Poshyol ty' Fuck you

Pridurok Nitwit

P'yan v stel-ku Really drunk

Svoloch' Bastard

Sidet' na igle Druggy (injects needles)

Suka Bitch

Travka Weed

Trajat'sya To have sex

Tyuryaga Jail

Halyavshchik Deadbeat; lazy person

Hren Cock, dick

Chyort voz'mi! Damn it!, Oh shit!

Chyort poberi! Damn it!, Oh shit!

Chyort! Damn!, Hell!

Chush' sobach'ya Bull shit!

Yajtza Balls, testicles

Zloebuchii hui Hard fucking dick

Ebanii rot Fucked mouth

Pidar Faggot

Idi v zhopu Go to hell

Loh Loser

Ia tebya imeyu I'm having you (you're my bitch)

Perhot' podzalupnaya Pee hole dandruff

Minyet To give a blow job

Pizda lisaya Bold pussy

Chlen marinovanii A marinated dick

Uyoben' Pizdogalovii A fucked up pussy head

Raspizdyay Kolhoznii A stupid Redneck

Kon' Pedal'nii Idiot (lit: horse with pedals)

Bariga Drug-dealer

Suka anusnaya Anus bitch

Idi nyuhai plavki Go smell underwear

Pizda ti jopoglazaya You are a vagina with eyes on your ass

Rodilsya cherez jopu You were born through the ass

Pizda s ushami A vagina with ears

Zalupoglazaya mondavushka Slut with pee hole-eyes

Anus perepuganii A scared anus

Otebis' Fuck off

Khrenoten' Fucked up thing (usually situation)

Indanahway suka bluut Fuck off bitch slut (highly offensive)

Shliuha Slut

Shliushka Little slut

Zatknis' na hui Shut the fuck up

Mne pohui I don't give a fuck

Chort tzdbya beeree! The devil with you!

Niegadzai Good for nothing

Svolotch Swine

Sooksin Son of a bitch

Pizda Pussy

Yebat' - kopat' Shit (lit. fuck and dig)

Jopa Asshole, bad situation

Perestan' bit dabayobom Stop being a dipshit

Ya sru na tvayu mat' I shit on your mother

Na kaleni, suka On your knees, bitch

Pidar beshenyi Mad faggot

Pizda na palochke Cunt on a stick

Suka sranaya Fucking bitch (lit. shitty bitch)

Yobanyi karas' Fucking moron (lit. fucked crucian)

Yeban'ko maloletnee Adolescent jerk

Yeblan Fucker

Zjelob Dickhead

Ment (plural: menti) Police agent, militia agent (slang)

Zona Prison

Na zone In prison

Nedonosok Child born too early, moron

Ti menia dostal I've had enough of you

Ya tebia dostal I've had enough of you

Shluha vokzal'naja Train station whore

Potaskushka Slut

Wed'ma Witch

Past' zakroi Shut it

Tvar' Creature

Vrezat tebe Hit you

Gad Asshole

Gaduka Snake, serpent

Vrubatsa Understand? (slang)

Huyniu nesti Talking crap

Savok Asshole (old slang)

Poshlaja svenja Chauvinistic pig

Dovodit Provoke, pester, annoy, tempt

Unbju! I'll kill you

Prishju! I'll kill you! (slang, old)

Paritsa (ne par'sia) Getting upset (calm down)

Starik Old man

Bomzj Homeless

Durak 1. Idiot. 2. Russian card game

Botanik Nerd

Burda Messed up

Na panele A whore (lit. on the board)

Krisha poehala Has gone insane

Nochnaja babochka Hooker (literally: night butterfly)

Kak muhi na govno Like flies to shit

Vlip You're in deep shit (literally: stuck)

Popal You're in deep trouble (literally: you hit)

Promazal You missed

Svinets Lead (bullets)

Pulia Bullet

Pushka Gun (literally: cannon)

Kalash Kalashnikov

Gaishnik Policemen who checks cars

GAI Road police

Oblom Fucked-up (lit. broken)

Ne pudri mne mozgi Don't try to confuse me

Okachenel I'm so cold I'm stiff

Vstat Rise (also for stiff dick)

Hohol Insult for Ukrainian

Patsan Boy, lad

Kosiak Joint, drug-filled cigarette

Kosiachok Joint, drug-filled cigarette

Lobizatsa A suck-up

Razvaluha Car that's falling apart as it goes

Derevianni rubli Useless money (lit. wooden rubles)

Baba Jaga Witch

Zmei Gorinich Dragon, snake, negative meaning

Koshei Bessmertni Either very ugly or very skinny male

Vziatka Bribe money

Vziatochnik Someone who takes bribes

Baba Fat, ugly, mannerless woman

Rabochie Working class

Udavis Suffocate in it!

Podonok A person that's the lowest of the lowest

Tovo, on/ona tovo He's there, as in, he's insane (or she)

Goli Naked

Obnazjonni Nude

Rvani Ripped

Podrani Beaten, ripped

Zadrani 1. Ripped/beaten to pieces, 2. Lifted

Zjulik Cheater, criminal who rips people off

Zviaknut Give a call by telephone

Roga pristavit Cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend

Jaitsa razbit Kick your balls

Raskvasit Beat to a bloody pulp

Maloletka Little slut (lit. underage girl)

Molokosos Underage boy (lit. milk sucker)

Yebani v rot Fuck! (lit. fucked in the mouth)

Yebanat Fuck head

Yebanat vonuchii Stinky fuck head

Ne hnich Don't cry (rude)

U tya pizda, vedro so svistom provalivaetsja Your pussy, a bucket falls in with a whistle.

Huyeplet Lying faggot (lit. cock twiner)

Mordoboy Big fight (lit. face smasher)

Sooka sin Pizdogreez Son of a bitch

Pizdeet kak Trotsky Bullshits like Trotsky

Rakom Doggy-style

PAltsem delanniy Moron (lit. conceived with a finger)

Ebis' konyom Get a horse to fuck you

Tryahomoodiya Petty trifles (lit. stuff shaken off the balls)

EbAt'sya-koovyrkAt'sya Shit! (lit. fuck and tumble)

Peezdit' Steal

Speezdil Stole

Pizdets Deep shit

Polniy pizdets Game over, we are dead

Nam khana We are as good as dead

Pizdyook Bloke (lit. cunt man)

Mozgoyob Nuisance of a man (lit. brain fucker)

Moodeela Jerk

Yobany stos Fuck! or Shit!

Ooyobische Fucked-up bastard

Veeblyadok Whore's son

Kon' v pal'to Dickhead (lit. horse in an overcoat)

Scheklat' ebalom To be careless

Hooy tebe v zhOpu zamesto ukropu! No fucking way!

Vsyo govno, krome mochee But for some piss, the world is full of shit

Moorzilka Cheapest train-station whore

Mudak Arrogant idiot

Mudilo, mudlo Same as mudak, but stronger

Doore Drugs (lit. idiocy).

Kolesa Pills (usually narcotic) Lit. "wheels".

Prokatitsia na kolesah To get on wheels (do drugs)

Zakinutsia To take some narcotic pills.

Obkooreetsia To get stoned from smoking weed.

Svinya Pig

Skatina Idiotic animal

Deirymo Shit

Peesoon vanochiy Stinking dick

Ya tvoyu mamu yebal pakimis tye smotrel i plakal kak malinkaya suka I fucked your mom while you watched and cried like a little bitch

U tebya cho ruki iz jopi rastut? Are your hands growing from your ass? (to a really clumsy person or to one who cannot do anything right)

Rogatii kozyol A loser whose wife cheats on him (lit: goat with horns)

Golovorez

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

наверное все с такими словарями сидят xD

почему словарик транслитом? о_О

кто в Питере одолжит 1200 рублей?

на прошивку не хватает? (=

[killer47 0]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: СОНЕ ГОВНО!!11!

Stranger: russia?

You: yes

Stranger: ic

You: whats mean ic?

Stranger: i see

You: a)

You: u know russian language

Stranger: nope

You: bad (

You: i can teach you

Stranger: i know you have 33 letters?

You: yep

You: Соне говно - this is how we are say hello to each other

You: This is slang

Stranger: ic

Stranger: how do you say that

You: ?

Stranger: Соне говно

Stranger: how does it sound like

Stranger: can you type it out

You: sone govno

Stranger: oic

Stranger: nice meeting you

[UnSaint 0]

killer47, xDD ее,молодец,скоро в новостях думаю покажут)

[killer47 0]

killer47, xDD ее,молодец,скоро в новостях думаю покажут)

Они так здороваться теперь будут.

-Hello

-Sone govno1!1

 

:lol:

Изменено 9 июня 2009 пользователем killer47

[iamperadko 0]

omg... надеюсь совпадение..

http://www.ii4.ru/images/973450123213123123123123.jpg

 

killer47

Красава!!! :lol:

Изменено 9 июня 2009 пользователем X360Peradko

[killer47 0]

omg... надеюсь совпадение..

http://www.ii4.ru/images/973450123213123123123123.jpg

Ссылка на трансляцию была тут.Гопник был тут.Странное совпадение :biggrin:

[GOPnick3000 0]

не,Ничего не знаю))я вообще не при делах))))я акк дал попользоваться)))) Изменено 9 июня 2009 пользователем GOPnick3000

[Loco 0]

Фанбои!!! не смейте оскорблять сонеечку!! :DDD