Юмор №2

[Sadovnik 0]

первый раз послушал, а ребята то шарят)

вчера коменты включены были.вот там жарко было.школия с компами которые им купили для учебы(как портяня прям) агрились на них.

[FrozeNBite 0]

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[Xopo 370]

Мне мама всю одежду вяжет, с подобной проблемой не сталкивался.

[Keeper 278]

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Я думаю в Белгороде примерно так:

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Изменено 7 сентября 2011 пользователем Keeper

[FrozeNBite 0]

Keeper,

Напрасно.

[Гость Octodad]

Keeper, тонко)

[donatello91 0]

В Белгороде ходят в чулках на босу ногу, на найках и с фоторужьями.

[FROST61 0]

В Белгороде ходят в чулках на босу ногу, на найках и с фоторужьями.

Ажажа, какой едва уловимый намёк :prankster2:

[bo4onok 0]

на радость шиме

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[launcher 0]

на радость шиме

годно

[FrozeNBite 0]

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[Гость Octodad]

bo4onok, добро! Ты в теме ;)

[FROST61 0]

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Не понял :umnik2:

[Гость Octodad]

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[Fragger 0]

FROST61, короче поц за то, чтобы люди читали настоящие книги, а не загружали во всякие электронные штуки-дрюки.

[SpaceCadet 0]

В тему про Марио.

 

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[Xopo 370]

SpaceCadet, переведи - ничего же не понятно =(

[SpaceCadet 0]

переведи - ничего же не понятно =(

Как тебе не стыдно.

[Xopo 370]

Как тебе не стыдно.

Я так понял, что марио хочет спасти принцессу, но у той ещё не отрасли волосы, по которым он мог бы к ней забраться, а самый прикол в том, что он сидит и ждет, когда они отрастут. Я правильно понял?

[SpaceCadet 0]

Xopo, ничего я объяснять не буду тебе.

[Xopo 370]

Xopo, ничего я объяснять не буду тебе.

Да ты просто делаешь вид, что знаешь английский.

 

NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- Stocks rallied right out of the gate Wednesday and remained sharply higher midday as concerns over Europe's debt crisis eased and investors geared up for President Obama's highly-anticipated jobs speech later in the week.

 

The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) shot up 200 points, or 1.8%, with all 30 of the blue-chip index's components in positive territory. The S&P 500 (SPX) added 26 points, or 2.2%, and the Nasdaq Composite (COMP) jumped 57 points, or 2.3%.

 

 

Stocks got off to an ugly start in September, with all three indexes declining more than 4% during the past three trading days amid fears about Europe's money troubles and a stalling economic recovery in the United States.

 

Wednesday's renewed optimism came on the back of solid gains in stock markets around the world, after a German court ruling rejected lawsuits intended to block Germany's involvement in providing other eurozone members with bailout packages.

 

"The court ruling confirms [German Chancellor] Angela Merkel's ability to help bail out Europe's troubled areas, and that provides a great amount of confidence that we will see some sort of solution in Europe soon enough," said Brian Battle, director with Performance Trust Capital Partners.

Big hedge funds are getting slaughtered

 

But the court's decision also said that the German parliament must have a greater say in the decisions, which could slow the process.

 

Investors are also preparing for President Obama to unveil a new $300 billion jobs proposal Thursday evening aimed at stimulating the stagnant labor market.

 

While details of the plan are limited ahead of the speech, Battle said investors will be listening for measures that haven't been "pre-announced."

 

"There are a number of things investors are already anticipating, and they're hoping that the president will also have some sort of a surprise -- maybe more tax cuts or help for homeowners -- but it's hard to say," Battle said.

 

Jobs are clearly on investors' minds, especially following last week's dismal government report that showed zero job growth in August -- stoking fears of another recession.

 

U.S. stocks fell Tuesday, extending last week's losses, as the long-running debt crisis weighed on investor sentiment.

 

Economy: It's been a rough few weeks for investors as stocks have been quick to react to a series of mixed economic reports. That's resulted in a roller coaster ride that doesn't seem to be ending anytime soon.

 

"Investors will be reacting to every headline, day by day," Battle said.

 

The Federal Reserve will release its September Beige Book at 2 p.m. ET. The report offers a localized and anecdotal account of economic conditions in the United States.

 

Investors are starting to get a little nervous ahead of the Federal Reserve's two-day meeting in two weeks, with some market participants beginning to think that the central bank could announce new steps to stimulate the economy.

 

Bonds: The price on the benchmark 10-year U.S. Treasury edged lower, with the yield rising to 2.01%.

Worried bonds are no longer safe?

 

On Tuesday the 10-year yield hit record lows of 1.91% in overnight trading, as investors plowed into Treasuries amid fears about a slowing U.S. economy and a deepening European debt crisis.

 

Currencies and commodities: The dollar was down against the euro, the Japanese yen and the British pound.

 

Oil for October delivery gained $3.57, or 4%, to $89.60 a barrel.

 

Gold futures for December delivery fell $44.30, or 2.4%, to $1,829 an ounce.

 

Companies: Shares of Yahoo (YHOO, Fortune 500) jumped 5%, after the company announced that CEO Carol Bartz was fired late Tuesday. Tim Morse, the company's chief financial officer, was named as Yahoo's interim CEO.

 

Also late Tuesday, Bank of America (BAC, Fortune 500) announced plans to reshape its management team by letting go of Joe Price, the president of consumer and small-business banking, and Sallie Krawcheck, president of wealth and investment management. Bank of America shares rose more than 5%.

 

Other financial stocks followed Bank of America's leade, with shares of Citigroup (C, Fortune 500) and JPMorgan (JPM, Fortune 500) up almost 4%. Goldman Sachs' (GS, Fortune 500) stock edged up 3%.

Brace for profit forecasts to be reeled in

 

After the closing bell, homebuilder Hovnanian Enterprises (HOV) will release its corporate results.

 

World markets: European stocks were closed sharply higher. Britain's FTSE (UKX) 100 rose 3.2%, the DAX (DAX) in Germany gained 4% and France's CAC 40 (CAC40) jumped 3.4%.

Is the euro doomed?

 

Asian markets ended the session higher. The Shanghai Composite (SHCOMP) ended the day up 1.8%, the Hang Seng in Hong Kong (HSI) added 1.7% and Japan's Nikkei (N225) rose 2%. To top of page

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[SpaceCadet 0]

Ты меня раскусил.

[crackdown 21]

Xopo, идиот да?

[Xopo 370]

Xopo, идиот да?

Ты что - английский в школе не учил?

[Keeper 278]

Хоро иди уроки учить, задолбал засорять темы