Юмор №2

[MasterMax 0]

айфон

[007-bot 17]

Не помню такого планшетника в 2002году

[Keeper 278]

Не помню такого планшетника в 2002году

http://bfolder.ru/_ph/41/2/618859350.jpg

[Dafler 0]

http://comicsbook.ru/upload/13291176404f38b9c8d7753.jpg

[Гость Roland]

моя жизнь никогда не станет прежней

[KaZaNTiP2142 0]

Еманарот, я реально всю свою жизнь так думал O_o

[MelomaN 0]

[Gangsta 0]

http://cs10406.vk.com/u13575999/149535249/x_dea4b04a.jpg

 

Посоны,это на садовом реально есть,я ещё года 2 назад увидел,мб и рассказывал здесь где-то

 

 

 

[IgroManiac 0]

/forum/style_images/icon_plus_1.gif  правило

http://cs10166.vk.com/u10316335/-14/z_100dafd4.jpg

))) кто писал бред, на самом деле раньше так и делали, только еще и с машины вылазили, закрывали ее, и с бутылкой шли напротив к менту и на вопрос "ты уху ел чтоли бухать?" отвечали "так я здесь живу (типа), вон мой дом, че мне бухнуть нельзя рядом с домом родным??" )))

по этому сейчас издали, что после остановки ментом, распитие спиртных напитков запрещено, нарушение пдд, лол))

[Xopo 361]

MelomaN, текст жесть

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Lyrics:

 

Everyone's counting on me

to cheer them up and give them lots of energy

I hope that I can help them study for their test

I'll work hard to support them and always try my best

 

it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory

and be a super moe and generic loli

"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said

I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"

oh no oh no

 

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI

what's this sticky stuff on me?

They play with me until

I smell like salty coins and milk

 

Morning, everyone!

Today we will have lots of fun

UGUU am I cute?

in my favorite swimsuit

 

POMFPOMF wanna stay

and play the pop up pirate game?

STOP STOP touching me

it's making me feel all funny

NII CHAN I love you

but please stop smelling my pantsu

Yay yay! play with me

ah ah you make me happy

 

EVERYDAY POMF

EVERYTIME IS POMF

I wanna ride on nii-chan

all day long

 

EVERYDAY POMF

EVERYTIME IS POMF

there's just no way that thing will fit

I'll endure it

 

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI

but what's this sticky stuff on me?

They play with me until

I smell like salty coins and milk

 

Morning, everyone!

Today we will have lots of fun

UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH

NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT

 

POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF

POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF

TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM

TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST

POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF

POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF

TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM

TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST

[n2d 0]

[MelomaN 0]

MelomaN, текст жесть

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Lyrics:

 

Everyone's counting on me

to cheer them up and give them lots of energy

I hope that I can help them study for their test

I'll work hard to support them and always try my best

 

it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory

and be a super moe and generic loli

"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said

I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"

oh no oh no

 

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI

what's this sticky stuff on me?

They play with me until

I smell like salty coins and milk

 

Morning, everyone!

Today we will have lots of fun

UGUU am I cute?

in my favorite swimsuit

 

POMFPOMF wanna stay

and play the pop up pirate game?

STOP STOP touching me

it's making me feel all funny

NII CHAN I love you

but please stop smelling my pantsu

Yay yay! play with me

ah ah you make me happy

 

EVERYDAY POMF

EVERYTIME IS POMF

I wanna ride on nii-chan

all day long

 

EVERYDAY POMF

EVERYTIME IS POMF

there's just no way that thing will fit

I'll endure it

 

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI

but what's this sticky stuff on me?

They play with me until

I smell like salty coins and milk

 

Morning, everyone!

Today we will have lots of fun

UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH

NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT

 

POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF

POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF

TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM

TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST

POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF

POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF

TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM

TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST

в этом-то и фича

[Sadovnik 0]

вы чего творите,ироды.теперь эта хрень в голове....

[3D Gluk 0]

/forum/style_images/icon_plus_1.gif  вкусно

http://cs10406.vk.com/u13575999/149535249/x_dea4b04a.jpg

 

http://cs10301.vk.com/u120085334/149535249/x_09723cf1.jpg

 

http://cs10406.vk.com/u13575999/149535249/x_42e6047d.jpg

 

http://cs10301.vk.com/u120085334/149535249/x_062ec492.jpg

годно :good:

[aphex 0]

вы чего творите,ироды.теперь эта хрень в голове....

 

А мне больше вокалоид-версия нравится. Но текст в POMFPOMFPOMF конечно адский.

[serious 0]

Сашкоо вернулся и продолжит устанавливать сейчас все игры :DDDD

 

[FrozeNBite 0]

http://cs305611.vk.com/u13428267/-14/x_62f190e4.jpg

[007-bot 17]

MelomaN, текст жесть

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Lyrics:

 

Everyone's counting on me

to cheer them up and give them lots of energy

I hope that I can help them study for their test

I'll work hard to support them and always try my best

 

it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory

and be a super moe and generic loli

"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said

I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"

oh no oh no

 

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI

what's this sticky stuff on me?

They play with me until

I smell like salty coins and milk

 

Morning, everyone!

Today we will have lots of fun

UGUU am I cute?

in my favorite swimsuit

 

POMFPOMF wanna stay

and play the pop up pirate game?

STOP STOP touching me

it's making me feel all funny

NII CHAN I love you

but please stop smelling my pantsu

Yay yay! play with me

ah ah you make me happy

 

EVERYDAY POMF

EVERYTIME IS POMF

I wanna ride on nii-chan

all day long

 

EVERYDAY POMF

EVERYTIME IS POMF

there's just no way that thing will fit

I'll endure it

 

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI

but what's this sticky stuff on me?

They play with me until

I smell like salty coins and milk

 

Morning, everyone!

Today we will have lots of fun

UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH

NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT

 

POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF

POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF

TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM

TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST

POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF

POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF

TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM

TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST

Я первый раз догадывался но не поверил, потом прочитал текст..

[Xopo 361]

007-bot, сюжет, как в канаги.

[007-bot 17]

007-bot, сюжет, как в канаги.

Нет

[Xopo 361]

007-bot, там в информации под видео написано, что оттуда списано.

[007-bot 17]

Такого не может быть..может со спешала какого-то

[Ariss 0]

Сашкоо вернулся и продолжит устанавливать сейчас все игры :DDDD

Возвращение джедая доставило, спасибо

[Xopo 361]

Такого не может быть..может со спешала какого-то

Да, точно - это в спешале было. Поищи в нете.

[007-bot 17]

Да, точно - это в спешале было. Поищи в нете.

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